unexplained-events:

Which monster wreaks havoc on your state?

thegrayfox:

alright

thegrayfox:

alright

sniffing:

do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down

hho-hhe:

When someone unfollows me I take it very personally.

the-fandoms-are-cool:

ssjdebusk:

enochnochjoke:

its-t1me:

Keeping this list just in case…

i was nodding until i hit the end of the list 

for spn fans that song doesn’t help everything it causes everything

Listens to playlist. Feels better. Listens to last song. Repeat.

maybe the last song is the reason for all the others

spacetrustandstardust:

asutori:

Carlos singing nerdy science songs while doing household chores and Cecil wanting to share it with his listeners tho

I’M FANGIRLING SO MUCH BECAUSE I SANG ALONG OKAY I MEMORIZED MOST OF THIS SONG FOR A SCHOOL PROJECT

captchi:

doodled myself because i don’t know what else to draw 
andavoidingmyresponsibilities

OOOooohhhhh it’s so cute (O/////O)

captchi:

doodled myself because i don’t know what else to draw 

andavoidingmyresponsibilities

OOOooohhhhh it’s so cute (O/////O)

kadeart:

"My precious"

kadeart:

"My precious"

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

image

opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

*eats you out as a friend*

chiefsimba:

iknownothingisalliknow:

revitiligo:

thepoetspace:

amerikkkanpie:

Blows your back out as your homie

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is

hits it from the back to let you know im here for you

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it